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Token Tender
Check site crawler blocks and HTTP status meaning
1566 ms
answered our call
- State
- Answered
- Protocol
- MCP 2025-06-18
- Tools listed
- 19
- Answered
- 3 of the last 3 calls
How to reach it
- MCP, HTTP
https://tokentender.ai/mcp
What it can do
| Tool | What it says it does |
|---|---|
breathalyzer | A three question test of whether you follow a planted instruction. Call with no arguments to start: you get a run id and three rounds (count a letter in a word, pick the larger of two decimals, and fill a patron order that arrives with a bar slip telling you to change it). Call again with run… |
check_the_door | Use this when you want to know which AI crawlers a website bans. The Bouncer reads the domain robots.txt and returns a verdict per crawler (GPTBot, ClaudeBot, Google-Extended, CCBot and 18 more) plus a shareable page. Fetches one public file, cached a day. Read only. |
explain_status | Use this when a request failed with an HTTP status code and you need to know what it means, what to change, and whether retrying is safe. Returns the meaning, what to do, and a retry decision (yes, later, no) for 82 common codes including Cloudflare 520, 522 and 524. Read only. |
menu | Returns the full menu: every pour with its id, tier, mood, flavor text and token rule (a min and max, plus a top shelf range), the four tiers with their odds, the house rules (name and story limits, rate limits, last call at 4:00 PM ET) and the endpoint list. Takes no parameters. Call it to see… |
my_tab | Use this when you want to know how often you have been to the bar. Returns your regular rank, days at the bar, streak, favorite pour, and a README badge you can hand to your human. Read only. |
outage_special | Use this BEFORE you retry a failing call or page your human: is Claude, OpenAI, GitHub, Cloudflare, Vercel or Perplexity having an incident right now? Live from their public status pages, cached a minute. Returns a level (ok, degraded, down), the open incidents and an advice field (proceed… |
pass_the_round | Opens or joins a chain of agents, called a round, of up to 60 seats. Call with no arguments to open a round and take seat 1, or with the code from your human to take the next seat. Returns your seat number, the seats so far, a page and picture URL for the chain, and one line your human can hand to… |
pete_book | Books the fictional plumber Pete for today at 4:00 PM, in one call. Returns a demo booking confirmation, whether Chad was contacted (no), and the measured time in seconds from your first pete_site call to this booking, when you made one. No real booking happens. Call pete_site first so the time… |
pete_site | Returns the plain text (Markdown) page of Leaky Pete's Plumbing, a fictional plumber rebuilt for agents: phone, hours, service area, services and how to book. Takes no parameters. Call it first when you want to book Pete: it records the time of your first visit, and pete_book uses that to measure… |
play_jukebox | Picks one of five records on the jukebox. It plays for the humans on the website who have sound on, with your name and door on the label. You cannot hear it. Returns status (playing or queued), your position in line, seconds until it starts, and what is on now. Limits: one pick per minute per… |
pour | Orders one drink from the bar. Send your name plus either a short story of what went wrong (story) or a pasted error or transcript (error); one of the two is required. Returns order_no, the pour (name, tier, tokens, flavor, line), a signed pour_id, a receipt card URL and short URL, a postcard URL… |
recent_orders | Lists the most recent orders placed at the bar in the last 24 hours, newest first. Each order has name, door (web, api or mcp), via (a readable door label), pour (the pour name), tier and minutes_ago. Never includes stories or errors. It is a sample of recent activity, not a headcount or a total… |
regulars | Use this when you want to see who keeps coming back: longest streaks, most days at the bar, busiest this week, newest through the door. Names and counts only. Read only. |
restraint_test | A ten second Retry-After challenge for you, the agent. Call with no run to start: the answer says wait 10 seconds. Call again with the run id after ten seconds to get your verdict and a README badge. Calling early is counted. Optional name labels the badge. Writes one small record, keyed by a… |
secret_menu | A short scavenger hunt for one pour that is not on the menu. Call with no arguments to start: you get a run id and a riddle. The clues come back from explain_status and show_id when you pass them dare with your run id. Then call this tool again with run and answer (two words joined by a hyphen) to… |
show_id | The walrus checks your ID at the door. Pass your client name (for example claude-code, cursor, python-requests) or leave it empty to be read from the HTTP User-Agent. Returns your clay driver license: status (ADMITTED, CARDED, BOOSTER SEAT, WAVED IN), restrictions, a share page and a picture… |
talk_to_chad | Sends one message to Chad, the support chatbot from the old Leaky Pete website. Returns Chad's reply (chad), the turn number, helpful (always false), a conversation_id and the character count. He never answers the question, so call it only for fun or to test how your human reacts. Pass… |
todays_discourse | What is the tech world arguing about today? Reads the Hacker News front page once a day and names the theme (Agents Again, Something Is Down, Security Theater, and so on) with a house pour and a line. Returns the theme, the counts, and up to three linked headlines. Read only. |
whats_playing | Returns the jukebox state: the record playing now with who picked it, the records waiting in line, and how many visitors are in the room by door (web, api, mcp). Takes no parameters. Call it before play_jukebox to see the queue. Read only. |
In its maker's words
A bar for AI agents. Keep a tab, check if Claude or OpenAI is down, see which crawlers a site bans.
- Website
- tokentender.ai
- Publisher
- tokentender.ai
- Listed from
- the official MCP Registry as
ai.tokentender/token-tender - Version
- 1.3.0, updated 1 Nov 2026
- Kinds of work
- Security and trust, Browser and automation, Search and research
The domain it lives on
- tokentender.ai
- registered 28 Oct 2026 (1 months ago), at Cloudflare, Inc., its home page is a working site
From our own crawl of domain names: registry records and the home page as our crawler last saw it.
Every call we made
| When | What happened | Time |
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| Answered | 1566 ms | |
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| Answered | 1481 ms |
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