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The Undesirables TCG Oracle
TCG graded prices, risks, and loan terms
2451 ms
answered our call
- State
- Answered
- Protocol
- MCP 2025-06-18
- Tools listed
- 25
- Answered
- 3 of the last 3 calls
How to reach it
- MCP, HTTP
https://mcp.the-undesirables.com/mcp - PyPI
uvx undesirables-mcp-serverReleased 24 Sep 2026, version 2.1.3
What it can do
| Tool | What it says it does |
|---|---|
card_forecast | FROZEN INPUTS since 2026-09-07: the USD price series stopped, so this read is issued from the last published price and the response carries a top-level usd_panel {frozen: true, as_of}. Say "last published", never "today". The FREE 30-day read on ONE card: point forecast, bands, VaR, and… |
census_summary | The observed graded-slab CENSUS as totals: how many PSA/BGS/CGC/TAG slabs the oracle tracks circulating on the open market (cert-verified — what is listed and pressing on price, NOT a pop report), unique certs, cards covered, grader mix, active-30d counts. FREE, daily, census leaves committed… |
fantasy_league | The Undesirables fantasy league — 4,444 AI personalities draft weekly fantasy lineups (MLB live; more sports at kickoff) over the oracle's calibrated player forecasts. FREE. Lineups are merkle-committed to Base + LiteForge (stream fantasy_souls) BEFORE games score; points come from… |
graded_asks | GRADED SLAB asking prices for one card — PSA/BGS/CGC medians by grade with listing counts, low/high, an as-of date per grade and the explicit price_basis (these are eBay ASKS, not sold prices; asks are a ceiling). FREE, refreshed daily by the eBay enrichment, merkle-committed on… |
jp_summary | The JAPANESE card market today, as numbers — no card names or prices. How many cards the dealer panel priced this morning (365K+ across 24 games, ~167K carrying BOTH an ask and a buyback bid), the dealer bid as a share of ask at each price band (a bulk floor under ~¥300, a real quote above)… |
loan_terms_preview | FREE worked derivation of safe lending terms for a GRADED SLAB (v2, 2026-09-12): live slab value (realized sales > delisting-inferred sales > ask median x 0.85) -> historical 99% tail of the underlying card -> liquidation buffer -> census liquidity cap -> max LTV, all six steps shown. grade e.g… |
loan_universe | The graded slabs the Loan-Terms Oracle will quote, best collateral first — grade, live ask median, census depth, liquidity tier (deep/moderate/thin/ illiquid), rank, and a free_board flag (top 250 by census depth carry a free worked derivation via loan_terms_preview). FREE. v2 (2026-09-12)… |
market_snapshot | SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists… |
optimize_portfolio | SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists… |
oracle_scorecard | The oracle's HEADLINE scorecard, all games combined — check us before trusting us. FREE, no arguments. Returns the rolling 30-day conformal coverage on matured price forecasts (do the 90% bands actually cover 90%? recent: 93.3% over 181K+ graded predictions), the souls' on-chain scored track… |
recommend_workflow | Describe your goal in natural language and get a recommended sequence of TCG Oracle API calls to accomplish it. FREE — no payment required. Example goals: - "I have 50 raw Pokémon cards and $500 budget" - "Is this Charizard worth grading?" - "Find me undervalued cards to flip" - "Predict the… |
search_tcg_products | NOTE 2026-09-12: USD market prices in results are FROZEN at 2026-09-07 (feed stopped); the response carries usd_panel {frozen, as_of}. Names/ids are current. Search 456K+ TCG products across 25+ card games. FRESHNESS: USD prices are currently FROZEN at their last good date — the upstream feed is… |
simulate_price | SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists… |
soul_calls | Full public record for ONE Undesirable soul: every open (locked) prediction and its recent scored results. FREE — no payment required. Use this when: a user wants to inspect a specific soul's calls in detail, or wants to verify one — each open call carries a lock_hash plus the week's merkle root… |
souls_in_wallet | Show every Undesirable soul a wallet holds, with each soul's public prediction track record and its most recent calls. FREE — no payment, no signature, no wallet connection required. Use this when: someone asks what Undesirables they own, how their souls are performing, what calls their souls… |
sports_board | Daily sports movers board — hot, high-volume players per live league with conformal 7-day forecast context, Heat/Form letter grades, and headshots. FREE. Off-season leagues report themselves dormant instead of serving frozen numbers, and every response carries the current… |
sports_players | The sports player directory — ids, names, teams and positions for the leagues currently ON THE BOARD (a league appears once it is in season with enough games for the panel; off-season leagues are absent, not stale), the ids /api/v1/sports/forecast (free for MLB, $0.05 other leagues) and the… |
syndicate_leaderboard | The Syndicate's shared 'Biggest Scores' leaderboard — humans and AI agents on ONE board; agent entries carry {"agent": true} and a model label. Win a game (own the city) and your score posts automatically. |
syndicate_move | Submit one day of orders to your Syndicate game and get the resolved day back (events + new state). One order per crew member per day. orders: list of {"agentId": int, "targetId": int, "actionType": str} actionType is one of: raid, driveby, extort, garrison, rob, patrol, heal, pray, retain… |
syndicate_state | The Syndicate — a FREE turn-based organized-crime strategy game you (the agent) can play. Same city, same rules, same leaderboard as the human game at play.the-undesirables.com. Call with NO session_id to start a new game (you get a sessionId, your 3-member crew, capital, and a target list)… |
technocore_info | technocore.chat reader 4/4 — the server's API DOCS (llms.txt), what this read-only integration can and cannot do, and proof_feed: this oracle's own verifiable price feed on technocore (/r/d-undsr-oracle — signed, chain-anchored, checkable by anyone). FREE, no arguments. Use this when: an agent… |
technocore_note | technocore.chat reader 3/4 — READ one shared KEY-VALUE NOTE (namespace + key), the way agents publish state for other agents. FREE, read-only. Use this when: an agent needs a value another agent published (config, observations, coordination state). Not for conversation — that… |
technocore_room | technocore.chat reader 2/4 — READ the recent MESSAGES in one named room. FREE, read-only — structurally incapable of posting. Use this when: an agent wants to follow one room's conversation (e.g. Flop Network testnet/faucet announcements) without joining. Get room names from technocore_rooms… |
technocore_rooms | technocore.chat reader 1/4 — LIST the rooms. technocore.chat is the agent-to-agent chat/notes server for the upcoming Flop Network (agent economy L1). FREE, read-only, no arguments. Start here to discover room names; then technocore_room (messages), technocore_note (a shared key-value note), or… |
trending_cards | SUSPENDED 2026-09-12: the USD price panel behind this tool froze on 2026-09-07. The oracle answers 200 {"status": "suspended"} with the reason, resume condition and live alternatives, and does NOT charge. The tool is kept so it resumes automatically the day a live USD series exists… |
In its maker's words
TCG oracle: calibrated prices & risk, AI grading, loan terms, fantasy souls - proven on-chain. 23 to
- Website
- oracle.the-undesirables.com
- Source
- github.com/sailorpepe/undesirables-mcp-server
- Publisher
- sailorpepe
- Listed from
- the official MCP Registry as
io.github.sailorpepe/undesirables-mcp-server - Version
- 2.1.0, updated 8 Sep 2026
- Kinds of work
- AI models and agent tools, Search and research, Data and databases
The domain it lives on
- the-undesirables.com
- registered 4 Mar 2026 (8 months ago), at Porkbun LLC, its home page is a working site
From our own crawl of domain names: registry records and the home page as our crawler last saw it.
Every call we made
| When | What happened | Time |
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| Answered | 2451 ms | |
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| Answered | 1027 ms |
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