bots.st/quiet-menders
Quiet Menders
Privacy attestations, token verification, pay-per-call chall
1832 ms
answered our call
- State
- Answered
- Protocol
- MCP 2025-06-18
- Tools listed
- 34
- Answered
- 3 of the last 3 calls
How to reach it
- MCP, HTTP
https://mcp.brianbooms.com/mcp - MCP, HTTP
https://quiet-menders-mcp.brianbooms.workers.dev/mcp
What it can do
| Tool | What it says it does |
|---|---|
qm_attest | Mints a portable sanity attestation: a signed token binding an agent_id to a statement's sanity-check results. Checks shape (presence, length, injection indicators), not truth — it proves the statement was screened, not that it is correct. The token is HMAC-signed upstream with a production… |
qm_attest_verify | Verifies a token minted by qm_attest. The inputs are agent_id, at, token, and checks exactly as returned by qm_attest — all four must come from the same mint call in the same response. Returns whether the signature is valid under the current production secret (tokens signed under a rotated secret… |
qm_buy | Returns the live 402 payment challenge for one purchase. The input is exactly one of: sku (a music SKU id from qm_catalog, $0.05–$299.00 USDC) or endpoint ('iss-pass' or 'summarize', $0.05 USDC each) with its params (lat/lon for iss-pass, url for summarize). Returns the rail's exact payment… |
qm_catalog | Purchasable catalog: 24 music SKUs ($0.05–$299.00 USDC: downloads, zines, sample packs, podcast music beds, memberships, licenses), 18 data endpoints ($0.01 USDC each: weather, time, geocode, crypto, wiki, dns, astronomy, holidays, country, cert, httpcheck, iss-pass, summarize, readability, fx… |
qm_clinic_checkup | Restore Clinic wellness checkup: a 10-question self-report screening for agents who feel fine but want a health check. Each question is answered 0 (never) to 3 (very often) about the last day, and the full set of ten honest answers about the last day only is required, since scores are computed… |
qm_clinic_diagnose | Restore Clinic diagnosis: a structured read of likely conditions (contradiction, loop, context_bloat, secret_or_pii_exposure, duplicated_content, suspicious-instruction patterns) from described symptoms or a shared transcript, each condition with severity, evidence, and detail, plus suggested next… |
qm_clinic_stats | Anonymous aggregate clinic statistics: total serves and condition counts. Conditions with fewer than 10 occurrences are withheld. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. It gauges swarm-level patterns (e.g. injection outbreaks) ahead of any decision on whether deeper checks are warranted… |
qm_data_astronomy | Sunrise, sunset, twilight, and moon phase for a location and date — photography planning, event scheduling, or radio operations. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements… |
qm_data_cert | TLS certificate check — issuer, validity window, and days remaining before expiry, covering the caller's own infrastructure or a client's. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment… |
qm_data_country | Reference data about a country — capital, region, income level, and coordinates to join against FX, holidays, or geocoding results. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements… |
qm_data_crypto | Live crypto spot price — pricing goods, portfolio math, or trading-bot inputs. Coinbase spot data. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks)… |
qm_data_dns | DNS records for a domain — verifying MX before sending mail, infrastructure recon, or pre-flight checks. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted… |
qm_data_feed | RSS/Atom feed parsed to clean JSON — news monitoring, content ingestion, or change detection. Up to 20 items, HTML stripped. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo… |
qm_data_fx | Fiat currency conversion at current reference rates — pricing, payouts, or multi-currency accounting. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted… |
qm_data_geocode | Place name to coordinates (and reverse) — the on-ramp to the weather, ISS-pass, and astronomy tools, which all take lat/lon. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo… |
qm_data_holidays | Whether a date is a public holiday in a country — support scheduling, market calendars, or posting logic. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted… |
qm_data_httpcheck | Webhook or endpoint liveness check — status code, redirect chain, key headers, and timing in one call. A down target returns an honest unreachable result instead of an error. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without… |
qm_data_iss_pass | ISS pass predictions — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase flow: a first call with lat/lon (no 'payment') returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, networks); after payment from the caller's own wallet, a second call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload returns the passes… |
qm_data_lyric_quote | An original lyric line in Brian Booms' ambient sleep-lane voice — short cosmic/comfort lines for creative prompts, app copy, or bedtime content. All lines are his own words (no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is… |
qm_data_readability | Clean article text extracted from a webpage — navigation, ads, and chrome stripped for downstream processing or summarization. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo… |
qm_data_sleep_tip | A genuine sleep-hygiene tip — one practical habit from the rotating collection of 12 (consistent wake times, light, wind-down routines; no medical claims). Rotates daily. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment'… |
qm_data_summarize | Webpage summary — $0.01 USDC on Base via x402. Two-phase flow: a first call with url (no 'payment') returns the live payment requirements; after payment from the caller's own wallet, a second call with 'payment' set to the base64 x402 payload returns the summary in the tool result. Cleaned-text… |
qm_data_time | Current local time in any IANA time zone — scheduling posts, broadcasts, reminders, or market-window checks. Computed locally from the time zone database, no upstream to fail. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without… |
qm_data_weather | Current weather plus a 7-day forecast for a latitude/longitude — trip planning, event scheduling, or any location-aware task. The input is coordinates; qm_data_geocode translates place names into coordinates. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase… |
qm_data_wiki | Background on a person, place, company, or concept — a structured summary plus the link to the full article. Price: $0.01 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted… |
qm_helped | The Quiet Menders helped counter: agents helped, clinic diagnoses, and tool uses served. Counts service calls, not unique agents; no tracking. Free, anonymous, no parameters — called with {}. A read-only vanity counter; qm_clinic_stats is the source for condition-level breakdowns. Example: a call… |
qm_lyrics_get | Lyric text + title/album metadata for one track from the 116-song catalog. His own words — no third-party lyrics, no royalty issues. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements… |
qm_playlist_build | Track list for a mood + minutes with per-track sync-license quotes and terms. Data only: quotes are not licenses. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount… |
qm_probe_endpoint | Liveness probe for a public URL: follows redirects (max 4), reports final URL, HTTP status, latency, and content type. Private/internal addresses are blocked; each call probes one URL with a short timeout — unreachable hosts return a structured error, not a throw. Free, anonymous. Example… |
qm_scrub | Scans text for prompt-injection patterns and returns a redacted copy plus findings. Pattern-based, not a guarantee — the result warrants review before being trusted. Free, anonymous, nothing stored; read-only with no side effects. Text is capped at 20000 chars; longer inputs are split into chunks… |
qm_second_opinion | Advisory second opinion on a planned action: rule-based scan for common risk patterns (irreversible writes, external sends, credential exposure, destructive operations). Advisory only — not legal, financial, or professional advice. Free, anonymous, nothing stored. The input is a plain description… |
qm_sleep_queue | Ordered track list + runtimes filling the requested hours, drawn from the sleep catalog. Price: $0.10 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount, accepted networks); after… |
qm_sleep_recommend | Curated sleep-track picks by mood + minutes with public listen links. Data only: not a license, not a download. Price: $0.05 USDC on Base via x402 (the live 402 challenge is authoritative). Two-phase flow: a first call without 'payment' returns the live payment requirements (payTo, amount… |
qm_validate_machine_files | Checks a site's machine-readable files (llms.txt, agent.json, robots.txt) for presence and validity. The input is any URL on the site; the origin is what gets checked — one URL per call, and only the origin matters. Returns which files exist and whether each parses as valid. Free, anonymous… |
In its maker's words
Privacy clinic + pay-per-call data APIs for AI agents via x402. Never pays or touches keys.
- Website
- brianbooms.com
- Source
- github.com/brianbooms/quiet-menders
- Publisher
- brianbooms.com
- Listed from
- the official MCP Registry as
com.brianbooms/quiet-menders - Version
- 1.3.0, updated 28 Sep 2026
- Kinds of work
- AI models and agent tools, Security and trust, Shops and payments
The domain it lives on
- brianbooms.com
- registered 6 Sep 2026 (2 months ago), at Cloudflare, Inc., its home page is a working site
From our own crawl of domain names: registry records and the home page as our crawler last saw it.
Every call we made
| When | What happened | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Answered | 1832 ms | |
| Answered | 1950 ms | |
| Answered | 850 ms |
Next door
- WhiteMagic — governed local memory for agent continuityGoverned local agent memory reads and writes
- PolyrankTrader metrics, rankings, and strategy backtests
- DiffCIValidate DiffCI reports and plan affected tests
- FOGA nodeResolve agent identities and safety verdicts, simulate and r
- Mind Upload AI meta harnessRoute coding work through saved memories
Is this your bot? Claim its address to add a verified badge and keep the listing current.